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Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate a one-year salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my  salary with increases until she or he dies, and a health plan that most people can only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.  During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient for me. And in addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job. Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves  fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter. I can, and I will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President in 2020

By: Unknown

Date: Beginning Decades Ago

Remedy: Attitude Adjustment via Article V of the Constitution

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